Franklin and Fabulous!!!

 

Because Franklin was a pin-up girl to me. 

Alien Mourning

 

After the destruction of the Predator, Alien took solace on their old stomping grounds.

A Simpler Time

 

They were the best of friends until one swing broke... I think we all know what happens next. 

Post-Memorial Day Sprint

 

After a long weekend... my heart goes out to you girl. 

Forget How To Vacuum?

 

Let's face it. We've all been there. Just, maybe... not 'there-there.'

Program Note: Due to the Holiday weekend there will be no Awkward Desktops until Tuesday the 28th! Enjoy the long weekend! 

An Imposter!

 

After 75 successful days, Little Joey's true identity had been discovered by the Kangaroo elder....

80 Degrees You Say?

 

I know it's not even summer in the city yet... but this guy sums up how I felt after getting home from work yesterday. A hot fiery mess... 

Slayer

 

After a co-worker went on and on about how I should start watching the Twilight Saga... I found this picture. I suppose I could have just said no... 

Demon Baby

 

I know I used an image similar to this once... but, I mean, how could you not want to shoot that demon baby.

Yesteryear

 

And now you work in an office. An office. You think about what you did.

One of These Things...

 

 Let your freak flag fly, baby!

Disco Ball

 

Awkward Penguin wants to shine for you, at his discotheque a kaleidoscope of light! (Shout out to Ms. Sharon Needles for the blurb today) 

The Subtle Creep-out

 

When the fellow office drones ask where this is, I say, "My backyard... why?" Then stare innocently. Let them worry. 

Sploosh

 

Because everyone should know what's really on your mind.

Courtesy of: Wyatt Earp

Duck... Duck... The Hell?

 

I'd really hate to see the Goose in this game. 

Courtesy of: Wyatt Earp

Assisted Suicide

 

If the watermelon could have, he'd of pulled the trigger himself. Not projecting.

Looking At You

 

Can't tell if this house is high or really suspicious... 

Right in the Nuts...

 

Work beating you down? Me too.

A New Narnia

 

In my Narnia, the hamsters are as big as lions!

Go Long

 

For all of you who smacked right into Monday. 

Act Casual.

 

It's the weekend... let's light it up, kid!

You've Got a Lil' Poopy There...

Because nothing says gangsta like a ten year old getting some ass backed up on him...

Courtesy of: Wyatt Earp

I'm Relevant

 

I was put here for a reason, wasn't I? Just, you know, wondering what it all means type of day. 

Refreshing, No?

 

Nothing like that middle of the week reminder, you're only half-way there.