We'll Return Next Year

 

Nothing says Christmas like Michael Jackson... am I right? Enjoy the time off!

A Little More Red To Your Green This Year

 

I mean, it is the season with the highest suicide rates for a reason, right?

How Many Days?

 

Waking up thinking it's Thursday and tomorrow is your last day of work? Oh, wait... it's Wednesday and you have bedbugs? Happy f*cking Holidays.... 

Feliz Navidad?

 

Either this kid has a very fit dad or he's getting more than presents under his tree.

Seconds Later...

 

Wake up! It's Monday... and your last Monday of the year... if you're me. Muahahahaha!!!

Creepy Crowns from Suburbia

 

This creepy town clown phenomenon makes me wish I lived in a smaller town.   

Upsy Daisy

 

My co-workers keep wondering why I lift my arms in the air like I'm going to catch something.... 

Snow Zombies

 

 Run! Run for your lives! Or... it's just how I feel on Wednesdays.

Is That Clown Happy To See Me?

 

Uhm... C'mon. Let's think it through next time. 

Shotguns Weddings

 

They really go together like Love and Marri---firearms. 

What's in the box??

 

Step one.... Put a hole in a box.

This Just In...

 

I guess that is what that is nowadays, huh. 

#2

 

See what they did there?

What Makes You Beautiful...

 

Say what you want, but the Biebs doesn't have light coming out of his ass.

I'm Not Feeling It

 

Nothing says Post-Holiday workload like this original Ronald McDonald... I even admit, this entry makes no sense.