Spring Break Over?

 

I'm trying to tell my establishment something... gently. 

Everyday Low Prices

 

This doesn't shock me.

STOP... in the name of Spring.

 

Because, f*ck you, Winter!

The Hills Are Alive

 

 With gunfire....

Putin Bird.

 

Soar on this Monday. Just like Russia sores into Crimea. 

PlayDate

 

 I'm telling people at work this is the little boy I babysit for. Getting some interesting looks....

That First Day of Spring Air

 

Am I wrong here or was this not the best idea for kids? I'm wrong? Again, my poor children.

Sad News Bear

 

I'm waiting for Spring too, guy. Me too.

On Second Thought... No.

 

Today, grow outside the box... because you can. 

The Wrong Side of The Force

 

 And you thought your neighborhood was bad.

Me Time All The Time

 

When everyone in the office is talking about their weekend plans, I like to hit it home with this number. It's a sure fire way for people to get quiet real fast. 

Mmmm Brains.... Wait.

 

You knew, you just knew, one day C-3PO would snap... granted it took the Zombie Robot Apocalypse to happen... but it happened. 

Funny The Way It Is

 

I often procrastinate in the company of a Pinot Grigio. Now the office knows too. 

By Any Means Necessary

 

I never trusted that rusty ass bastard... 

Zoinks!

 

And the mystery of the never-ending winter was never solved.... 

Another Mellonballer... and Try Not To Drown It

 

My kids are going to have such a complex. I can't wait to see how this plays out.

Instagram Goodness

 

I want to... so badly, post this on so many Facebook pictures about food. 

Putin Invades... Your Bed.

 

Nothing like curling up with a warm cuddly Putin at night. 

Zombie....o!

 

As I aimlessly wander (like the narrative) through The Walking Dead, I can't help but wait until Karl dies. And yes, if it was Bill Cosby Zombie... I might finally come to peace with this show.

Even Winter is Sick of Winter

 

It's cute at first, then you realize, it's going to kill you before it's over.