Down Under

 

 I don't think the Australians are harboring any ill feelings towards the royals. It's just an Aussie welcome.

Balloon Blowout

 

Sometimes ideas aren't that great after you carry them out. It can cause panic. Here's hoping your work day isn't like this balloon blowup. 

Gutterball.

 When your job is getting you down, remember, this used to be a real job.

Jinkies!

 

Let's hope they grab the right pair otherwise, Velma's toast.

Late Night?

 

I'd appreciate it if you all kept your grumblings to a minimal murmur. 

Sex Symbol.

 

Say what you will, but those bedroom eyes? Mama's got a type.

Are You Gonna Bark All Day Little Doggie?

 

 It's the more kid-friendly version of Reservoir Dogs. That exists, right?

You Can't See Me

 

After an active weekend and coming back to the office with loads of things you didn't do on Friday? Yeah, I feel you little guy.

Read The Signs

 

Life lesson: Meth and Bible Camp... dead ends. 

15 Minutes or Less? A Lot Less.

 

Maybe not the best product placement?

And That Was Snow Yesterday

 

Conflicted about the season? Don't worry, so is the weather. 

Plus One? No Thanks.

 

How to subtly let your recently engaged co-worker that you don't care about wedding preparations. 

Morning Wake Up

 

How I feel after a long weekend of travel on very little sleep and coming into work with it being sunny and 70s outside. 

Buyers Remorse

 

Maybe that boat wasn't such a good idea, after all.

****Programming Note**** 

I will not be in the office tomorrow so enjoy working, chumps!

I Love... Toaster?

 

There's something really off-putting about this man's passion for his toaster.

Make Happy War Not War

 

Now, this looks like a war I could get on board with.

SOS

 

My co-workers didn't understand this until I said, 'Wait, we don't work in a barcode factory?' No, never mind, they still don't understand it. 

Read the Fine Print

 

That is some clever advertising/recruitment/PSA. Also, after this week, doesn't sound terrible, does it?

Follow That Bird

 

 To a never ending question of, "What is life?"

Connectivity Errors

 

And that's how Wifi was created. 

Zero F*cks Given

 

My response to the never-ending inbox this morning.