Coffee Run

 

Running out of coffee is the worst... unless of course you replace it with wine. Speaking of, why does my coffee taste like a Pinto Noir right now?

Rough Day?

 

 Remember, it could be worse. You could be the bird who flew into Fabio's face on a roller-coaster. Or honestly, Fabio. I mean, sure it must have it perks... but you're Fabio. FABIO.

It's About Nothing

 

To kick off summer at work, a mantra by George Costanza. 

First Blood

 

I love crossovers. This, I'd watch this. 

Top Of The Mornin'

 

No one in the office thought this was that awkward until I said I wanted a gentle reminder that whatever mistakes I make today won't end in arrest. 

Don't F*cking Tell Me What To Do...

 

You're not my supervisor!! Oh wait, you are? Hah, nevermind then.

This Isn't Gonna Be Pretty...

 

The surprise that awaits you after a week long vaycay of moving.... Poor bastard. 

Programing Note

Hi all!

Awkward Desktop Backgrounds is going on vacation until next Tuesday!! Hang in there, work drones!

-C.G. Bucket

Who Ya Gonna Call?

 

This is just seriously unfortunate. Puts coming in on a Monday after a huge Sunday apartment move into perspective. That's right, I like to keep it humble.

The Loneliest Search

 

Co-workers wonder about this one, I said, I'm just looking for a place to fit in... They left the office.

Comic Con Costumes Collide!

 

The weird thing about this to me, it looks completely natural. 

Synchronized Biking

 

You know they first thought the idea of electricity was scary too... Just, give it time.  

What's Scarier?

Sadly, it looks like it's trying to get away from her, he is terrified! What kind of monster is she!?

Missing the Mark

 

I feel like I'm a little off this Monday. Anyone else?

Salute to Friday!

 

Just don't salute Friday in a no saluting area. 

Puppy Love

 

I tell my co-workers I miss my dog, but really, I just like the idea of being watched.