You Don't Know You're Beautiful

And googly eyes are what makes you beautiful.

Point Taken.

Keep telling yourself this as you enter into that new big project at work. It's what I'm doing.

Gangs of New York

Pistol whip to the face? Happy Tuesday! 

Better Late Than Never?

Sometimes, the obvious helps...while it hurts. Happy Monday.

Target Practice.

I always say that our Youth Culture is a lost cause... I may have spoken too soon. 

Upstate You Say?

When your co-worker won't stop talking about how great it was to get out of the city... shut it down.

The Results Are In:

Baby Daddy Darth. Imagine Star Wars on Maury. I love this. 

Returning to Work:

Yeah, that's how I feel after last night. This is why you don't follow wine with Jameson. 

You Don't Say!

Sometimes the reminder of the obvious is a good way to get through a Tuesday.

Here's Looking At You, POW!

Nothing like a classic with an unforeseen twist, huh? 

Cursed Before It Began

This is why we can't have nice things, am I right Brazil? 

Did The Pig Live Though?

What a smart-ass. Well, looks like I got a list of crap I'd never do, to do... Guess I should start working for starters. 

Hope!?

THEY DO EXIST!! BELIEVE!! Something's gotta get you through today. 

Vanilla Chocolate Swirl!!

Monday after the 4th take you by surprise, Dandelion? 

I'll Tell You What Your Problem Is:

The problem you got here, is that the you got no more road left. Just like you got no more work week left. Huzzah!

I Had Bieber-Fever... Honest.

This dad's reaction was me coming into work yesterday... It didn't look good.