We'll Return Next Year

 

Nothing says Christmas like Michael Jackson... am I right? Enjoy the time off!

A Little More Red To Your Green This Year

 

I mean, it is the season with the highest suicide rates for a reason, right?

How Many Days?

 

Waking up thinking it's Thursday and tomorrow is your last day of work? Oh, wait... it's Wednesday and you have bedbugs? Happy f*cking Holidays.... 

Feliz Navidad?

 

Either this kid has a very fit dad or he's getting more than presents under his tree.

Seconds Later...

 

Wake up! It's Monday... and your last Monday of the year... if you're me. Muahahahaha!!!

Creepy Crowns from Suburbia

 

This creepy town clown phenomenon makes me wish I lived in a smaller town.   

Upsy Daisy

 

My co-workers keep wondering why I lift my arms in the air like I'm going to catch something....