Street Performers

Here's a tip: Run.

Mission Accomplished

It's not the size of the plane in the fight, it's the size of the man in the plane.

Programming Note

After a long ass hiatus... (moving offices, sickness, and the holidays) I'm proud to announce that Awkward Desktop Backgrounds will be returning this week! So stayed tuned!

Privacy

Now no one can see me not working. This background is a reminder of all my hard work.

Programming Note:

 Due to Fort Kickass: Next week may be a bit shoddy with posts since the office is in "transition."

Fort Kickass

My fort isn't nearly as cool... and my hands are cut up from cardboard/paper cuts... But I'm the authority now.

Straight on Till Morning...

I never knew what Peter saw in Wendy... especially if this is the case.

Courtesy of: Wyatt Earp

My Special Day

I have to admit, I haven't given much thought to my wedding but if I did get married, I'd want this replicated.

Apatow Girls

Wait, wasn't Lena Dunham one too?

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'Tis The Season

For the highest count in suicide rates all year long!

After A Wild Weekend

It's all fun and games until Tigger gets shot... Wild weekends and wild animals don't end well.

How Has The Week Treated You?

Did it carry you or did you carry it? I carried mine...

Oh, Bill!

Somewhere Barack is kicking himself for allowing Bill to do all that campaigning.

A New Year...

A new type of Nuclear Family... that suffered severe radiation.

Courtesy of: Wyatt Earp

Thriller

I think the dudes are twins.

May The Odds Be Ever In Your Favor

Even if you're totally f*cked.

The Optimistic Monday

If there's hope for this poor beast, there's hope for getting through this never-ending Monday.

Fall, Shashay Away

As winter approaches, I'm trying to get into the frame of mind of this woman. Or... in the ballpark.

Rollercoaster... of Adventure?

When this amusement ride looks more amusing than your daily activities at your job, you may want to reconsider your profession.

Consolidating

Two birds, one preference.

He Knows What I'm Feeling

Welcome back after your nearly two week hiatus, Wyatt!

Courtesy of: Wyatt Earp

I Don't Want To Point Fingers... But...?

I think it's a fast food on fast food crime...

The Sexual Tension of Thanksgiving

The holidays can be a lonely time. Sometimes you get a little drunk, and forget that the entirety of NYC is around. It's okay, Spidey.

Happy I Get To Leave Early Day

Nothing says holidays like stock photos! This Thanksgiving I'm thankful I can leave at 4 instead of 6.

A Matter of Time

Honey Boo Boo... made out of a bunch of random shit.... Looking better than the real Boo Boo.

Monday: Two Options

Are you a sad Keanu? Or a happy Leo.

The Queen in All of Us

What a drag to be in the office on a Saturday... Fortunately for me, I'm not! A left over from yesterday.

Presented Without Comment

Courtesy of: Wyatt Earp

Pooh Flash Mob

"No, which? What are you wearing? A red shirt? No... but, which one? Literally... there are hundreds of Poohs here... They're dancing." 

C.G. Bucket's Birthday!

Another year older, and another year I'm thankful I'm not Kirk Cameron.

Planking

 

They certainly come in all shapes and sizes... 

Courtesy of: Wyatt Earp

Morning Commute

Once, just once I'd love to see this commuting instead of the usuals.

Aw Shucks!

Nothing like rubbing it in for your conservative co-workers! Also, man sums up how I feel about Mondays.

Courtesy of: Wyatt Earp

Honest Mistake

But Apple Maps said it was a valid road...

Did Someone Say... Chicken?

This guy will give anyone a fear of chickens... Stay strong Amanda!

Courtesy of: Wyatt Earp

Sandy's Next Oscar For...

Oh, come on. It makes total sense, doesn't it?

No Internet At Work?

Then you improvise to contribute to your blog. Consider it another ode to the Care-Bear guy from yesterday.

The Voyeuristic Furries

I'm not sure I want to be invited back to this party....

Courtesy of: Wyatt Earp

I Pity The Fool

There are so many reasons why this picture is awesome. But the real winner... the person who digitally inserted the Care-Bear on Mr. T's shoulder. Here's to you, guy.

Monkey Business

At least these monkeys are feeling productive today... even if it is primate terrorism.

Courtesy of: Wyatt Earp

Programming Note

Update: No work. Update: Not sure when I will again...

Heaven's Gate

What? I'm a big fan of his earlier work.

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Programming Note

Due to Hurricane Sandy.... New York just quit this bitch and there's no work for me!

I'm The One In The Middle

It was a good heist in theory... sadly Batman or the Colonel didn't make it.

Placing!

And here I always thought it was John Wilkes Booth... not 007 himself.

Goodbye, Friend!

One day the robots will rise... and overthrow us all.


Courtesy of: Wyatt Earp

The King is King

Mascots for any fast food chain are slightly unnerving. But none like the stone-face King.

Courtesy of: Wyatt Earp

Fetch!

It only works when the dog looks satanic.

Condragulations!

If you have to put up with everyone's favorite reality shows in the office, then they better not throw shade when you show up and werk.

Peek-a-boo!

He's not happy he sees you... It's Monday.