Storm Troopers Are People Too

This is what they don't show you! The other side of the dark side, the human side... the real, side.

Mullet? Check. Beard? Check.

I would be too if I were Dwight. In fact, where's his number?

Courtesy of: Wyatt Earp

That's Not A Pumpkin

This is why you should always be careful when handling produce.

Group Hugs!

They're the best when the majority of the hug have these expressions!

Courtesy of: Wyatt Earp

Grandma's Face Says It All

Staged or candid? I can never tell.

Courtesy of: Wyatt Earp

It Had Potential...

Middle of the week's not looking too good here.

Code Blue!

Warning: If you see this in the cubicle next to you... don't just change cubicles, change workplace, name, address, phone number, et. al!

Courtesy of: Wyatt Earp

Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'?

I feel like when a background can bring Michael, primates, and amphibians together... you've got the prefect recipe for creepy.

Geronimo!

Do you ever get the feeling you just kind of fall into Mondays and hope for the best? I do.

Baby Daddy

Is it wrong that my first thought was, "Wow, this baby's got some nice arms."... It was, wasn't it?

Subtly Stressed

I've been feeling a little under the gun at work lately.

Forget Rogue, Hamm's gone Commando

Well, that's not awkward at all. It's just Jon Hamm.

Never mind. Nailed it.

Courtesy of: Wyatt Earp

Close... But No Cigar

For the slacker who almost succeeded in the deception of, "This background will make me look like I'm working, even though I'm sleeping with my eyes open."

My Moral Dilemma

Everyone needs to see my internal struggle... externally.

Courtesy of: Wyatt Earp

Conversation Piece

Well, it'll be an interesting story to tell your friends. And it's true... it just makes you look really sad when they figure out what you actually meant.

Elmo Loves Hugs

Now that you mention it, Elmo does have the same swag as Jesus.


Courtesy of: Wyatt Earp

A Reminder of Home

Showing off my Nick Cage couch... what, you're not a fan?

Papa Joe

In the reverse angle of this photo, the baby is screaming tears of sorrow.

Courtesy of: Wyatt Earp

Maneater

This album cover is the equivalent of the volleyball scene in Top Gun.

Courtesy of: Wyatt Earp

We, we, we, so excited...!

Rebecca Black: the reason everyone will hate Friday despite it actually being Friday.

No Real Than You Are

That's a threat.

Larry King... Uh-live?

With a mug like that, who wouldn't want to be wife #9?

Courtesy of: Wyatt Earp

What's Happening in Your Neck of the Woods?

I think Al Roker was replaced with a robot when he had his surgery and is just now starting to malfunction.

Feelin' Angsty?

My money's on the one with the stripes.

The Yellow Guy... (not in a racist way.)

This one may need some context: Music Video

Courtesy of: Wyatt Earp

"MITT TOSS!!" The new, "HULK SMASH!!"

Look at Mitt and that company soar! Aren't companies people too?

Courtesy of: Wyatt Earp

Modern Fan!

Manny once appeared to me in a dream. He would not shut up while I was in line for the restroom. I still sort of resent him.

"Forgot it was 9/11... I'm an A-hole."

It's okay Wyatt, you also forgot what war is associated with 9/11... just like the rest of America.
(Title is a direct quote)

Courtesy of: Wyatt Earp

Case of the Mondays?

Nothing says Monday morning like an Atom Bomb mushroom cloud!

I Got F*ing Ants Crawling on Me, Bitch!

Capturing your friend at his worst and displaying it for all to see is the best way to show you care.

Courtesy of: Wyatt Earp

Working Girl

Because I wanted to be taken seriously. Melanie's plight is my plight.

PETA Honey

I hate when the office gets political and takes a stance on EVERYTHING.

Keep A Watchful Eye

There is always someone watching you...

Rat King: Own Your Fears

Unsettling others only works when you can unsettle yourself too.

The Subtle F You (Wallpaper Digression)

Nothing like zinging you after you already paid... you feel guilty about that .25 cents!

Break On Through...

I guess it isn't always greener on the other side?

Phrasing! (Wallpaper Digression)

It's the drippy hand prints that get me.

How Do You Really Feel?

The optimism is outstanding in the office.

Office Fail! (Wallpaper Digression)

Who puts a maxi-pad down the damn toilet? Someone who wants to piss off their co-workers, that's who.


Courtesy of: Wyatt Earp

I've Got Good News...

That chewing gum and creepy midget that you like are coming back into style.

The Picture Within

The avant-garde approach to creeping out co-workers.

Courtesy of: Wyatt Earp

6th Sense Baby

You never know? Or you never want to know?