Programming Note

Update: No work. Update: Not sure when I will again...

Heaven's Gate

What? I'm a big fan of his earlier work.

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Programming Note

Due to Hurricane Sandy.... New York just quit this bitch and there's no work for me!

I'm The One In The Middle

It was a good heist in theory... sadly Batman or the Colonel didn't make it.

Placing!

And here I always thought it was John Wilkes Booth... not 007 himself.

Goodbye, Friend!

One day the robots will rise... and overthrow us all.


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The King is King

Mascots for any fast food chain are slightly unnerving. But none like the stone-face King.

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Fetch!

It only works when the dog looks satanic.

Condragulations!

If you have to put up with everyone's favorite reality shows in the office, then they better not throw shade when you show up and werk.

Peek-a-boo!

He's not happy he sees you... It's Monday.

Iceberg! No, seriously.

It might be Friday... But I'm feeling a little out of place.

What A Mug

It's a nice reminder that at least you didn't turn out like this...

Story of My Life

The first step is admitting...

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How Do You Really Feel?

This shark sums up my reaction to realizing it's only Wednesday.

Halloween Time

In the olden days, kids would blindfold themselves and try to blow out candles instead of dressing up and getting massive sugar highs. This fact brought to you by the boring-history guy of the office.

Flying Through Monday!

Never said it was the right way, of course.

Bro-Mance

I like to make weird facial expressions and pretend that's what these boys are reacting to.


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Sorta Tempting

I can't tell if it's a sexual offer or you're going to get killed. Take a chance! It's Friday!

This Is About To Get Weird....

I'm not sure exactly, but these new types of a pandas have that 'we will f*ck to save our species' vibe.

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Weekend Vay-cay Spot!

I go for the view... but stay for the side effects.

Giddy Up

 

 Real cowboys ride on soccer fields. 

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Zombie-quins?

As an ode to The Walking Dead starting next week, and today's theme of creepy mannequins... here's to The Standing Dead.

Is This Racist?

No... really, is it? I've got no words... just a very shocked facial expression.

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I'm Pro-Leif

Since I was off yesterday for the celebration of Christopher Columbus (Douchebag) Day... I'm using today to show my support for Leif Ericson Day... the Viking!

Going Green

Am I the only one who thinks that reevaluating the Child Labor Laws is a good idea? Less carbon foot print!

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Someone's Not Lovin' It

Later when that child grows up, they'll wonder why they have such an intense fear of clowns and McDonald's.

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It's Not Pointless If You Feel Rewarded

This summarizes how I feel about my job sometimes.

I'm Sorta Into It?

This one nearly presented without comment... The bi-curious wrestler's face is priceless.

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I See You

I'm barely treading water today... is it Friday, yet?

Boyfriend Material

Sometimes dating older men gives you more cred around the workplace. And sometimes it just makes you look like a creep.

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A Helpful Reminder

Friday? A holiday? Mid-week? You never know when the Zombie Apocalypse is gonna happen. Prepare co-workers with helpful reminders, is what I say!

Spot On

It's only more creepy if the owner of this monitor looked just like the sketch.

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Turn That Frown...Upside down!

Remember, the 4:30 lull at work could be a lot worse. You could be on fire.

Human Ostrich

Finally a Kickstarter I can get on board with:
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ostrich-pillow/ostrich-pillow. 

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It's Just the Way I See the World

Can you guess who the puppets are supposed to be? I'll give you a nickel!

That's Not Gatorade!

Who wants to hit the showers?


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