We'll Return Next Year

 

Nothing says Christmas like Michael Jackson... am I right? Enjoy the time off!

A Little More Red To Your Green This Year

 

I mean, it is the season with the highest suicide rates for a reason, right?

How Many Days?

 

Waking up thinking it's Thursday and tomorrow is your last day of work? Oh, wait... it's Wednesday and you have bedbugs? Happy f*cking Holidays.... 

Feliz Navidad?

 

Either this kid has a very fit dad or he's getting more than presents under his tree.

Seconds Later...

 

Wake up! It's Monday... and your last Monday of the year... if you're me. Muahahahaha!!!

Creepy Crowns from Suburbia

 

This creepy town clown phenomenon makes me wish I lived in a smaller town.   

Upsy Daisy

 

My co-workers keep wondering why I lift my arms in the air like I'm going to catch something.... 

Snow Zombies

 

 Run! Run for your lives! Or... it's just how I feel on Wednesdays.

Is That Clown Happy To See Me?

 

Uhm... C'mon. Let's think it through next time. 

Shotguns Weddings

 

They really go together like Love and Marri---firearms. 

What's in the box??

 

Step one.... Put a hole in a box.

This Just In...

 

I guess that is what that is nowadays, huh. 

#2

 

See what they did there?

What Makes You Beautiful...

 

Say what you want, but the Biebs doesn't have light coming out of his ass.

I'm Not Feeling It

 

Nothing says Post-Holiday workload like this original Ronald McDonald... I even admit, this entry makes no sense. 

Happy Thanksgiving

 

 This is how I hope your commute for Friday is.. if you're unfortunate and have to work Friday... I don't!

Gang Way...

 

I know it should be threatening, but I all I hear is, "Pew... pew!"

Elmo Wants Grown-up Hug

 

This Holiday season, give Elmo what he really wants... your kid.

All Work And No Play...

 

Not only do I like to be reminded of the season when I open my freezer, but also of how poor I am.

Co-Existing

 

Don't make this awkward... Keep walking. 

Rob Ford: National Treasure; Makes Up For Bieber

 

I cannot help but love the mayor of Toronto. Finally someone understands my drunken stupor excuses!

Addiction

 

That's what it's all about... 

I Got This One

 

Remember: It's Monday. Don't overdue it and kick yourself in your head. 

#Swag

 

 I just f*cking hate this kid.

Happy Birthday C.G. Bucket!

 

I really wanted to use Kirk Cameron's birthday picture but I used it last year. So instead, here's feeling like the third wheel on your birthday. You know Jake and Keanu would have totally gotten it on if it wasn't for Molly Ringwald. 

Early Bird

 

 Or are you in the wrong place?

They Were No Better!

 

#GreekStatue #Selfie #Cornucopia #Movember #NoFilter

It Came Out of Nowhere!

 

It takes a real special person to do this. 

Baby Count To Date: Zero.

 

I don't think that means what you think it means.

POW!

 

Sorta represents how this month has started for me. What about you?

Jack-o-Apple

 

I was never big on pumpkin carving. 

Fight That Urge

 It's a nice reminder to have so that the co-workers don't get too close.

Hey You Guys!

 

This is my perfect face for Monday.... 

Furby Minaj

 

And you thought Ellen as Nicki Minaj for Halloween was terrifying. 

#ThrowbackThursday

 

Remember when I wished I was this polar bear instead of being at my old job? Me either. 

Teddy Bear Vacations

 

You know it's bad when your own Teddy Bear is saying this. --Wait, why is your Teddy Bear alone at a sushi place? Oh, you sent him on a Japanese vacation for $55...? Correction: You're depressed and lonely. 

Does Whatever An Overweight Spider Can!

 

Upon hearing the Batman casting, Spider-man figured, "I can let loose for a bit."

Flames...

 

Coming into work and realizing you left a lot of crap in your inbox on Friday? Yep.

Who's In?

 

The funny thing is these aren't even Halloween costumes. It's just my regular Friday night poker gang. What?

Easter or Halloween....?

 

How do you dress a group of boyscouts like this and expect them not to be gay? C'mon!

Trick Didn't Pay...?

 

Can't tell if it's a Halloween costume... or I forgot to pay the hooker again. 

The Nightmare on Disney Street

 

Is that Donald Duck? If so... Disney just went NC-17.

Boo!

 

Are you ready for a week of creepy ass Halloween pictures? Begin.

Unusual Suspects

 

If childhood icons had the same learning curve childstars have...

Snarknado Warning

 

"It could never happen," they said. "It's a stupid concept," they said. Now who's laughing?

Disappointment

 

Sums up how no one came to the Ben Affleck Batman party...

Wrong Place... Wrong Time.

 

I sorta feel like someone's trying to tell this particular spot something... 

Again!?

 

And you thought working on Columbus Day was bad...

Buffalo "Butter" Bill

 

It rubs the butter on its bread. It does this whenever it is told. Now it places the butter in the basket.

CitiBikes Now With STDs

 

Oh yeah, I like where this is going.