Salute!

To the weekend. And the way I like to remember Zombie Jesus Weekend, dressing like I'm from the 1920s and not giving a single f*ck.

Do Not Attempt At Home

When you take off the middle of the week and then you realize you still have two more days? Looking at you helmet, guy.

Program Note:

Tomorrow is a personal day... so no post! Check back Thursday on how I round out this crazy week, kids.

Boss On VayCay?

I like where this sign's head's at.

Ducks v. Chickens

Do you think they know each other?

All Tea All Shade

Everyone who knows me knows I take my Tea seriously. This guy knows what I'm talking about.

Open Wide

Did someone invite a penguin to this party?

Free Willy!

This is my attempt at leaving work early today... I'm getting out, no matter what.

Program Note:

Apparently, my keyboard tried to quit this bitch and I cannot get onto my computer to give you today's awkward desktop... Stay tuned to see if I can remedy this by the end of the day!

Who Wears Short-Shorts?

Billy boy wore short-shorts. Enjoy the view ladies.

Plath Yourself Monday

We're all feeling it. It's Monday.

I'm Jack's Complete Lack of Surprise.

I wonder if the office is picking up what I'm putting down this week. First rule of the weekend: you don't talk about your weekend.

I Agree

After last weekend, I think I'm adopting this as my new motto.

Heed My Warning

It's my subtle approach to getting that pesky co-worker off your back.

Double Take

Excuse me, are you eating a frisbee? Or is that your nose?

Resourceful? Understatement.

In this economy a man's gotta make his own way. (This was supposed to be Fridays, so now it's just a bonus Monday.)

Soon

Forget North Korea... we may have bigger problems. Literally.

Programing Note:

I don't have an office today.. no post.

Sissy Dat Walk

I'd be getting the f*ck outta there too, guy!

NEXT!

Can you believe all the other trees were out of order?

Child Supervision.

Ahhh, yes... that is a tampon for an arm.

My Favorite President

So many great things about this picture. But I personally love Ronald McDonald slaying bitches with a flame thrower in the background.

Is It Just Me?

Or does this deer have a massive uni-brow?