Out to Sea

 

Last time I go to the beach for Labor Day.... 

2 Bears 1 Club

 

Gotta say, I like his odds... What about you?

All Work and No Play....

 

HERE'S JOHNNNNNNNYYYYYY!!!

Batman Curse

 

For those haters, just think one day this could be Ben Affleck.

Head's Up! Or... Nevermind.

 Yep... nothing like getting your head caught in a grill for how I'm starting this Monday.

Are You Her?

 

No, Kevin... Lance isn't her. God!

Courtesy of: Wyatt Earp

Cancer vs. Suicide....

 

Can't argue his logic here. Smoke up and stay safe. 

Just My Luck

 

 And to hold up traffic on a green light... the nerve!

The Armed 'Force' of the United States

 

I think if Uncle Sam wanted to drum up recruits he could start fashioning uniforms after the Galactic Empire.

Look Out Below!

 

I can't tell if it's the best way to die or serious waste of alcohol....

Mantra

 

I think the word you're looking for is, "High Functioning?" 

Rolling into Friday

 

Just been that sort of week, hasn't it?

Ahhh! Breathe It In!

 

I work in the basement of a building... so sometimes you need a nice view for little mental escapes.

Precious Woody Buzz

 

I have no idea what's going on here... but I'm totally enjoying it. And by the looks of it, so is Woody.

Play Casually...

 

Nothing to see here, just some kids... playing. Move along. I said, move... along....

Here's Johnny!

 

Making Les Mis that much more terrifying... 

Confessional Fridays

 

What? It's my favorite album. What did you think I meant?

This Seems Safe

 

Here's hoping for a restful Thursday on the job. 

1D? More Like No Ds....

 

Now, why don't you tell me how you really feel about One Direction?

You Shut Your Mouth

 

 And if that co-worker won't? Why don't you do it for 'em... consequently, you may get fired. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Fall in Line

 I hate to say it... but I know how you feel, guy... This is my Monday.

...And When Do We Want It? Now.

 

There's no time to waste with subtle hints. The office will know what I want today. Even if it's only 10AM. 

Staying Relevant

 

I know it's been a couple weeks since Paula's been in the news but... Let's never forget. Butter.