Happy Thanksgiving

 

 This is how I hope your commute for Friday is.. if you're unfortunate and have to work Friday... I don't!

Gang Way...

 

I know it should be threatening, but I all I hear is, "Pew... pew!"

Elmo Wants Grown-up Hug

 

This Holiday season, give Elmo what he really wants... your kid.

All Work And No Play...

 

Not only do I like to be reminded of the season when I open my freezer, but also of how poor I am.

Co-Existing

 

Don't make this awkward... Keep walking. 

Rob Ford: National Treasure; Makes Up For Bieber

 

I cannot help but love the mayor of Toronto. Finally someone understands my drunken stupor excuses!

Addiction

 

That's what it's all about... 

I Got This One

 

Remember: It's Monday. Don't overdue it and kick yourself in your head. 

#Swag

 

 I just f*cking hate this kid.

Happy Birthday C.G. Bucket!

 

I really wanted to use Kirk Cameron's birthday picture but I used it last year. So instead, here's feeling like the third wheel on your birthday. You know Jake and Keanu would have totally gotten it on if it wasn't for Molly Ringwald. 

Early Bird

 

 Or are you in the wrong place?

They Were No Better!

 

#GreekStatue #Selfie #Cornucopia #Movember #NoFilter

It Came Out of Nowhere!

 

It takes a real special person to do this. 

Baby Count To Date: Zero.

 

I don't think that means what you think it means.

POW!

 

Sorta represents how this month has started for me. What about you?

Jack-o-Apple

 

I was never big on pumpkin carving. 

Fight That Urge

 It's a nice reminder to have so that the co-workers don't get too close.

Hey You Guys!

 

This is my perfect face for Monday.... 

Furby Minaj

 

And you thought Ellen as Nicki Minaj for Halloween was terrifying.