War on Christmas

Ahh, the real meaning behind the holiday season. 

**Awkward Desktop Backgrounds will be back next year! Enjoy what's left of 2014!**

Team America

I know everyone is upset of the pulling of "The Interview." But maybe North Korea did us a favor... do we really need another Franco-Rogen movie? Really?

Holiday Work Party

A gentle reminder. 

How Much Longer Until Vacation?

I'm starting to feel cagey. 

I Feel Lucky.

Touch it. Let's take a chance.

There's Room At This Inn

Finally a tradition, not only I believe in, but understand.

Un Direction

Don't tell me how to like my boy bands. I want the fresh faces of today, with the Menudo swagger of yesterday. 

Neigh.

It's a Christmas Miracle! A Pony.... she'll never remember.

Don't Make My Head Hurt Yet

Even though it's not in use, it's still in use, right?

Oh Christmas Tree, Oh... Cat.

My holiday sentiment. It's tired in here.

Recognition Overdue

Wet paint gets all the credit. 

Another Santa

I know there are endless "creepy Santa" photos out there. But this one... the eye shadow? The kids lingering to get into frame? The handcuffs? This one, I like. 

Subtle Hints

Maybe the boss will catch on, huh?

Naughty Lists?

No thank you, Santa. Not this year. Nope.

Tis the Season...

Exactly how I view the Christmas Season... 

Happy Thanksgiving, Turkey!

Just a programing note: Awkward Desktop Backgrounds will be on vacation next week. See you in December, nerds! 

Wanna Know How I Got These Scars?

From boredom waiting for these pictures to be painted. Hopefully, your day isn't as boring. 

Motto

This is my motto today... sure that deadline may not appreciate at it... but I do.

Morale Please Improve

Please... no more! Just no more!

Top Dog

If you're not the smartest dog in the yard... blend in.

Way to plant, Anne!

Feeling a little too rooted in your job?

Happy Birthday C.G. Bucket!!!

It's that time of year again. And with each passing year I can't help but thinking about my own mortality. And when it comes time, I want Vladmire Putin to dig my hole... 1. it's not the first hole he's dug, we all know that. 2. He's going to outlive us all... especially when it's revealed he's part cyborg. 

Cooler Houses

Yeah it's a cute trend for now. Until you forget... or until there's nothing left in the fridge and Fido's looking like a  good idea. 

Office Romance?

I'm just putting it out there... hoping you're picking it up. 

The Force Awakens... its Artistic Side.

Stars Wars never really showed its artistic side... Here's hoping Episode 7 changes that!

Iron Lady

May your Friday not be as uncomfortable as Maggie was in this picture.

Cuddle Buddies.

Everyone is staring at my favorite Teddy Bears.... I'm just telling them, I see what's on the inside... It counts.

Between The Lines.

Welcome to the start of asshole driving season.

Self Reflection.

I mean, I can't say I wouldn't do the same thing.

One Job

So wait, how many turtles are there? And there's only three colors?

Happy Halloween!

This concoction makes me never want to have a dog or a baby, especially if this merger is even possible.

BRAINS

Baby zombies... the scariest of all zombies.

Trick or Razor

I know this was always a warning as a kid, but, if you don't see the razor... you deserve the razor.

Avoid The Cones

Because they will jack your car. They will. 

Move Over Twisty

I don't have a fear of clowns... but I have a newfound fear of baby clowns... 

You're My Only Hope

You know what I'm talking about.

It Can Happen.

It's nice to see after all these years, they're making it work. 

The Anti-Pumpkin

It's not everyone's favorite season... 

What Evil Is This?!

Overwhelmed at work? Well, you can run and try to hide... but it's not going to be comfortable. 

Pope Out

Here's hoping today doesn't blow up in your face.

Caution: Men at Work

Here's for dreaming of an easy Friday.

Boooooo

Getting to be about that time when Halloween's in the air... 

Team Work

You'd think one of them would have saved her. One of them. 

But I was Gonna Eat The Fish

Just remember: Some mistakes are worse than others.

And We're Back!

Looks like someone came to the wrong parking lot. 

Hiatus

Hi All,

Just a head's up. We're going on hiatus here for a few days. Check back with us next week or so!

-C.G. Bucket

No More Hurt

I don't know if it's Hurt us Congress, or Hurt US Congress. Either way, they're not in Washington... doing their jobs! But you're doing yours! Oh... not if you're on this blog. Oops.

Help Is Here!

Help may be here... but it may just exacerbate a situation. 

Won't Be Seeing A Shadow...or Pulse.

Let's hope you don't drop the groundhog at work... or ball. Whatever.

iBuyers Remorse

Here's to making you feel better about your big weekend purchase. Or, worse. 

Split Screen? Really.

Here's to trying to create the illusion that you're far away from where you wanna be.