Won't Be Seeing A Shadow...or Pulse.

Let's hope you don't drop the groundhog at work... or ball. Whatever.

iBuyers Remorse

Here's to making you feel better about your big weekend purchase. Or, worse. 

Split Screen? Really.

Here's to trying to create the illusion that you're far away from where you wanna be.

Words Not Needed.

John Malkovitch. Amazing. 

I'm Ashamed

I'm telling co-workers that this is a dark reminder of how far I'll got for a Klondike... 

Feeling Irrelevant?

Remember, it's there for a reason... just like you. Right? 

Monday Sads

I know I'm a sucker for Elmo, but, I love it when it looks like he has a case of the sads. 

Dark Side of The UK

Sorry Scotland, looks like you'll never be free. 

Blow It Outta Your....

This is my polite way of informing co-workers, I'm having a little indigestion. 

Putin = No f*cks Given

Putin, just not giving a f*ck... sorta how I'm feeling about this Wednesday. 

Comic-Con-mmited

Here's hoping you're as committed to today as these two were in their costumes. 

Monday Morning Awkwardness

As terrible as you may feel this Monday, remember you're not Anne Hathaway doing Tai Che in the park. 

Are We Done Yet?

This kid is feeling my week, are you?

My Life Will End Soon... Hopefully...

This was supposed to be yesterday's post... but work actual got work-ish. So here's for feeling out of place, just like this Dad at a 1D concert. 

I'll Take The Next One

This isn't the train you're looking for. 

Cow-a-Bummer....

See? All the pizza catches up. And we all need that reminder. 

Almost Weekend Time

Here's to your weekend taking off.

Do I know Jesus? No. No I don't.

I mean, it's awkward, but, look at that hover hand. A ventriloquist doll hover hand. 

Bear Warning or Another Warning?

This has to be an uncomfortable 25 miles for that little bear.... 

The Labor After Labor Day

 

Despite the 17 some unread emails in my inbox, I'm showing off this background as my big Labor Day find while shopping! It's getting some strange looks...