Happy Thanksgiving, Turkey!

Just a programing note: Awkward Desktop Backgrounds will be on vacation next week. See you in December, nerds! 

Wanna Know How I Got These Scars?

From boredom waiting for these pictures to be painted. Hopefully, your day isn't as boring. 

Motto

This is my motto today... sure that deadline may not appreciate at it... but I do.

Morale Please Improve

Please... no more! Just no more!

Top Dog

If you're not the smartest dog in the yard... blend in.

Way to plant, Anne!

Feeling a little too rooted in your job?

Happy Birthday C.G. Bucket!!!

It's that time of year again. And with each passing year I can't help but thinking about my own mortality. And when it comes time, I want Vladmire Putin to dig my hole... 1. it's not the first hole he's dug, we all know that. 2. He's going to outlive us all... especially when it's revealed he's part cyborg. 

Cooler Houses

Yeah it's a cute trend for now. Until you forget... or until there's nothing left in the fridge and Fido's looking like a  good idea. 

Office Romance?

I'm just putting it out there... hoping you're picking it up. 

The Force Awakens... its Artistic Side.

Stars Wars never really showed its artistic side... Here's hoping Episode 7 changes that!

Iron Lady

May your Friday not be as uncomfortable as Maggie was in this picture.

Cuddle Buddies.

Everyone is staring at my favorite Teddy Bears.... I'm just telling them, I see what's on the inside... It counts.

Between The Lines.

Welcome to the start of asshole driving season.

Self Reflection.

I mean, I can't say I wouldn't do the same thing.

One Job

So wait, how many turtles are there? And there's only three colors?