#ThrowbackThursday

 

Remember when I wished I was this polar bear instead of being at my old job? Me either. 

Teddy Bear Vacations

 

You know it's bad when your own Teddy Bear is saying this. --Wait, why is your Teddy Bear alone at a sushi place? Oh, you sent him on a Japanese vacation for $55...? Correction: You're depressed and lonely. 

Does Whatever An Overweight Spider Can!

 

Upon hearing the Batman casting, Spider-man figured, "I can let loose for a bit."

Flames...

 

Coming into work and realizing you left a lot of crap in your inbox on Friday? Yep.

Who's In?

 

The funny thing is these aren't even Halloween costumes. It's just my regular Friday night poker gang. What?

Easter or Halloween....?

 

How do you dress a group of boyscouts like this and expect them not to be gay? C'mon!

Trick Didn't Pay...?

 

Can't tell if it's a Halloween costume... or I forgot to pay the hooker again.