Spring Break Over?

 

I'm trying to tell my establishment something... gently. 

Everyday Low Prices

 

This doesn't shock me.

STOP... in the name of Spring.

 

Because, f*ck you, Winter!

The Hills Are Alive

 

 With gunfire....

Putin Bird.

 

Soar on this Monday. Just like Russia sores into Crimea. 

PlayDate

 

 I'm telling people at work this is the little boy I babysit for. Getting some interesting looks....

That First Day of Spring Air

 

Am I wrong here or was this not the best idea for kids? I'm wrong? Again, my poor children.