Coffee Run

 

Running out of coffee is the worst... unless of course you replace it with wine. Speaking of, why does my coffee taste like a Pinto Noir right now?

Rough Day?

 

 Remember, it could be worse. You could be the bird who flew into Fabio's face on a roller-coaster. Or honestly, Fabio. I mean, sure it must have it perks... but you're Fabio. FABIO.

It's About Nothing

 

To kick off summer at work, a mantra by George Costanza. 

First Blood

 

I love crossovers. This, I'd watch this. 

Top Of The Mornin'

 

No one in the office thought this was that awkward until I said I wanted a gentle reminder that whatever mistakes I make today won't end in arrest. 

Don't F*cking Tell Me What To Do...

 

You're not my supervisor!! Oh wait, you are? Hah, nevermind then.

This Isn't Gonna Be Pretty...

 

The surprise that awaits you after a week long vaycay of moving.... Poor bastard.